Month: March 2016

Help me! Get revenge on my stupidly pathetic daughters. Blow harder winds and thunder louder to make me deaf! Blow so hard your cheeks pop and crack! Make sure you destroy the mountain and aim at my white baling head! Destroy everything ahead of you with your electric machine. Rip away trees and roofs , destroy me and my daughters with your burning fires aiming straight to heads and hearts. Please fire at my white head and get me rid of all this troublesome. I’ll be so glad, I wouldn’t worry or feel regret. It’ll be so peaceful! Let my soul free of this heavy body with paining regrets that feel like pins and needles in my throat . Make my daughters regret what they’ve done to their father! Make your clouds go grey and let it spill all over the city flooding houses and destroying park. Until no one is left , just peace for ever. Let me my daughters and their ridiculous husbands die. Leaving no owners of the land! Then slowly suck up to the sky the rest of the people leaving the city as a completely deserted piece of land. Use your huricanoes and rains smash houses together, destroy cars and rip trees of their roots. Use your devastating storms and burning thunders to make my wish come true! Listen to me , although you don’t owe me anything.  Just rip , , crack , smash and ultimately destroy this useless piece of land and the people inside it. Use your natural army of executing fires and transparent bullets to vanish the land and the people in it! Use your precise aim to singe my white bold head and just with a shock vanish me from everyone’s minds and lives. Look! All this land that is now in hands of non-thinking people who take advantage of naturally made things! Destroy them and along with them me and my people! Shoot!

Dear Cordelia,

I am writing to you to apologize for my stupid reaction of banishing you , my dear daughter. I have been such a fool as now I realize that Regan and Goneril were being very deceitful and unloyal right in front of me ! The worst thing is that they have overthrown me. I am really regretful to not have realize how honest you were and how loyal even though you said ‘nothing.’ Now I understand that you were showing your love by your actions and that you were not lying to me at all and you was being honest in front of me unlike your sisters . It is ridiculous what they are now deciding to do to me because I feel like rubbish and like no one. This is because it is really offending me. You don’t even understand how much I wish I had realized this and I had given the land to you.

There is a  reason why I did actually banish you and I hope you understand this. The reason for this was that you disrespected me infront of lots of people by standing there and saying nothing. Also you didn’t listen to me when I said make a better speech than your sisters. This means that you have not met the expectations of a perfect wife. These were all the reasons for my action to banish you all the way to France which I really regret now as I have explained earlier in this apology letter.

I have literally felt so regretful for my overall desicion that I even went walking all around the land. Also I walked up the cliffs looked at the rivers and every thing else and it reminded me of the speeches of both of them. I really felt like going back in time and chosen you as the owner of the whole of the land because I also really don’t like their husband’s. This made me walk around their houses and I Ben tried to meet up with them and speaking to them about how they can’t overpower me but they  ignored me totally.

What I am feeling about Goneril and Cordelia is just complete hate towards them since they overthrew and literally rubbed me out of their lives . Like I was no one to them just a random person. I feel regret all the way back to when they were actually born as it really upsets me as what position they have put me in and how they treat me. All I can think of right now is them and how they are actually not caring about me and leaving me out and making their husbands more important than their own father! I just can’t stop my head from going on and on about this issue, this situation that I have been put in by my own daughters! So as you know I am very regretful for not choosing you instead of your unloyal sisters.

In the end all I feel is guilty and I feel like this was the biggest mistake in my life and all I feel is bad things in my stomach I feel not butterfly’s but bricks. I am also feeling disgusted with my self and with Regan and Cordelia and how they abandoned me completely. The biggest feeling inside me is regret, regret for choosing them and regret for banishing you to France. Also I feel regret for lots of things I’ve done. Mostly regret for this and for giving the land to your ridiculous sisters.

I hope you take some of your time to read this letter and also come back to England and if not at least respond to me. Also I really miss you and I think that you should have just made a speech like I really love you.

Yours faithfully,

King Lear your own dad.