Old Trafford , July , 2016

King Lear: So as you know today we are here to see who loves me the most. Of course the one that loves me the most will surely be the new owner of this amazing stadium of the Red Devils. So who would like to start?

Cordelia: me! me!s

King Lear: Go on then.

Cordelia: Jokes!!!

King Lear: Oh Cordelia please.

Regan: I will start then.

King Lear: Go ahead.

Regan: I love you so much dad I dont even know how to explain  my love to you as you are the best dad in the world, you looked after me,cared about me, you fed me, you loved me, you helped me and most important Im the only one that supports man u out of us and Im the only one that loves you dearly.

King Lear: (huggs Regan ) you are the best, I love u a lot too Regan you always bring a smile to my face thank you so  much for that. Goneril speak.

Goneril: You know that I love you more than Regan does I love you more than anything in the world I can show this by saying that I am the only one that is not married as I dont want to be separated from you in any way which means that when I get married I will make sure that we come to live really near to this beatiful stadium which has always been my dream. I give my heart to you (knees in front of him) I love you dad thanks for everything

King Lear: (Tears drop from his eyes) I love you Goneril I cant explain it. Cordelia speak.

Cordelia: I luv u bruv . U know dat I support u and I support man city the blue legends so yh I should be winnig dis fam I luv u dad fam make sure u fink about dis just look at my punk clothes dont i look the best yh G. I love u pls choose me fam u know dat right kl G

 

King Lear: I didnt expect more of you Cordelia you let me down by far. Guards get her out now just send her back to her stupid boyfriends house or anywhere else. It is going to be tough to decide between you two as you were both amazing I love you both however the winner is……………………………………….. Goneril!!!!

Goneril: Thank you dad I love you the most thanks thanks.

King Lear: I lied

Regan: hahahaha Goneril get out of here (Goneril leaves) That’s what I like!!!

King Lear: So Regan here you go your prize the stadium, here are the keys for the main door ENJOY!!!

Regan: Thanks dad , I will definitely enjoy the stadium bye dad.

Next Day

Regan: Come on Man U,go on Rooney score one of your power shots,GOAL!!!!

Regan’s friend: That was an amazing shot and the way the ball curved straight into the goal making Rooney score one of his absolute bangers which just make me love this awesome game and just want to support Man U forever which I obviously am.

Regan: I am so happy that I won this as it has always been my dream to be the owner of the best team in the premier league as they are the only ones that have won it for 5 times in a row and haven’t been beaten yet not even by the second best and their rivals for life Man City.

Regan’s Friend: I know right Man City are like 20 points below us and are the second so basically what’s the point of watching matches obviously Man U will win the league again and again and again.Anyway we are on the last 2 minutes of the match.

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Regan: Beep beep beep. Finished what a match 21-0

Everyone in the stadium: Man U are the best let anyone come we’ll win by far!!!